Monday, June 6, 2011

We're up here: Looking like ants in a giant rock garden, intrepid climbers become the first to scale uncharted 1,000ft structures in a land that time

By DAILY MAIL REPORTER

Making history: Two of the climbers ascend the 'Wine Bottle' rock for the first time in Chad's remote Ennedi desert after travelling hundreds of miles across desert


If you blinked, you might miss these two intrepid climbers, looking like ants in a giant rock garden.

But they made history by being the first mountaineers to ascend an awesome formation in a remote part of Chad.

Untouched by humans, this is the stunning desert home to the stacks, arches and 1,000 feet walls of rock that dominate the Ennedi Plateau - long regarded as the holy grail of the climbing community.

'It's fair to say we were like kids in a candy store', said climber and photographer Jimmy Chin. 'This was like finding a new continent for climbers, literally. I was stunned at the rugged nature of the landscape.'


Climbing: James Pearson is seen making the first ascent of the 'Citadel' formation in the Ennedi desert in Chad


He travelled last December with a crack team from his home in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, to the 20,000 square miles of virgin African climbing territory in central Chad that are reminiscent of Utah's Monument Valley.

Equipped with three trucks and provisions for three weeks, Jimmy, 38, and his team slept in the desert and braved armed bandits - just so they could make each climb there the first.

After flying 8,000 miles to the country, the team spent four days driving hundreds of miles across the desert on dirt roads to reach the remote and almost inaccessible Ennedi Plateau.

Occasionally, they would cross paths with nomadic camel troupes.


Is it much further? James Pearson climbing the Arch of Bishekele with the backdrop of the stunning Ennedi desert


'There was some element of a long shot about this, but you know if you go on a trip with Mark it is going to be difficult, it is going to pose problems, it is going to question you as a climber.'

Likening the journey into the wastelands of the plateau as like travelling back in time, Jimmy and the team came across the local people who spent their days hiding from the 38-degree heat in straw huts.

'Even in December the temperature was extreme,' said Jimmy. 'In summer the thermometer can exceed 47 degrees. '

Able to support themselves with petrol, food and shelter the adventurers were stunned when the open expanse of the desert exploded into the land that time forgot.

'Visually it was just like the canyon lands of Utah,' explained Jimmy.


Swinging time: An awesome shot of Alex Honnold and James Pearson rappelling off the Arch of Bishekele after climbing to the top


'We saw arches, stacks and walls that we knew had never been ascended before. This was a dream scenario, there was unlimited potential there.

'You are talking about 200ft high stacks, 1,000ft high walls, all there ready to be climbed.'

Faced with an enormous amount of choice, Jimmy and his team approached the Ennedi methodically. 'We decided to climb the 12 most impressive features we could see in the three weeks we had.

'We climbed the fabled Aloba Arch, which at 700ft tall and 300ft wide is the tallest free standing arch in the world.'

In the middle of their ground-breaking tour, the team faced off against possibly their greatest challenge - bandits.


Ready to rock: Crack climber Mark Synnott racking up gear for the ascent in the Ennedi desert which is located in a remote North African region of Chad


Jimmy said: 'At one point after a climb, all of us but James were confronted by a gang of four armed with ten-inch daggers.They were trying to edge us away from our cars, which were still some distance away.

'They were gesturing for our cameras and equipment, dressed in head scarves and they were extremely aggressive. James appeared on the scene off the side of one of the rock formations and I indicated to him to run back to the cars.

'I managed to document over 5,000 photographs during my time there and it was one of the pleasures of my life to be the first to explore such pristine and virgin climbing routes.'



Base camp: One of the climbing team gazes at the stars during the four-day drive across the desert to the Ennedi Plateau in Chad





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Tat's too funny! Eva Mendes gets fake Twilight facial tattoo in hilarious Hangover sketch at MTV Movie Awards

By JODY THOMPSON

Tat's not a good look: Eva Mendes starred in a Hangover spoof with Jason Sudeikis top open the MTV Movie Awards last night


January Jones's ex boyfriend Jason Sudeikis opened last night's MTV Movie Awards with a hilarious sketch based on The Hangover sequel - which saw Eva Mendes get her face tattooed.

In the skit, Jason, 35, agrees to have a beer with The Hangover's Justin Bartha and Twilight star Taylor Lautner after a yoga session.

He first wakes up confused and finds he is sat on the wall of Osama Bin Laden's Pakistani hide-out.


Crazy scenes: Eva discovers what she's had done later in a flashback


Deep water: The spoof saw Jason Sudeikis waking up and finding Eva in his bath tub


However, he then wakes inside to find he's in a filthy hotel room with Eva in his bathtub - but no Lautner.

Eva meanwhile discovers she's got a 'Team Jacob Forever' tattoo on her cheek, referring to Lautner's Twilight character Jacob Black.

As she sees the facial decoration in the mirror, she screams: 'What the f***?! I'm Team Edward. I've always been Team Edward,' of course referring to Robert Pattinson's character Edward Cullen.



Fresh blood: In the skit, Eva is also seen pretending to bite off Twilight star Taylor Lautner's finger


Tasty: Eva, who has recently confessed that she can't cook, appears to get stuck in to a bit of tasty Taylor


Finger of suspicion: Jason, who hosted last night's MTV Movie Awards, later finds the discarded digit


Sudeikis then stumbles in on Black Swan's Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis getting passionate, finds James Franco trapped in a canyon from 127 Hours and chats to Justin Timberlake - as Sean Parker - in The Social Network over the phone.

He finally finds the Twilight hunk - missing a finger which Mendes has bitten off - making out with Kunis and Portman.

Meanwhile, The Other Guys star has revealed that she can't cook.

The star - who has been in a relationship with George Augusto for nine years - says she is so hopeless in the kitchen so relies on restaurant food and home deliveries to ensure she gets the nourishment she needs, when she's not biting off Taylor Lautner's fingers, that is.


Morning after: The actress jokes that the tattoo wouldn't be so bad if it said Team Edward


She admitted: 'I open the fridge and don't know how to get from point A to point B. I do want to start because I feel really pathetic - at a certain age you've got to learn how to provide for yourself.

'We get home delivery meals three times a week and we go out the rest of the time. It's so embarrassing.'

Eva is currently filming See If I Care alongside Matthew Modine and Patricia Arquette.

A comedy drama, it's due out next year.


In the pink: Eva wore a classy dusky pink evening gown to Spike TV's Guy Choice Awards on Saturday night


The MTV Movie Awards meanwhile were the usual mix of controversy and fun.

While there were no Brunos descending from the ceiling onto unsuspecting Eminems, Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis raised eyebrows when they groped each other's private parts onstage.

Robert Pattinson also landed a kiss on Taylor Lautner and shocked the audience by using the f-word.

The awards are on tonight at 9pm on MTV here in the UK.





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FIRST LOOK: Pregnant Bella marvels at her growing tummy in new Twilight: Breaking Dawn trailer

By DAILY MAIL REPORTER

She's in shock! The New Breaking Dawn trailer shown at the MTV Movie Awards last night shows fans a sneak peek of Bella Swan pregnant


As she looks in the mirror and strokes her swollen stomach Bella Swan appears extremely confused.

And given that her husband Edward Cullen isn’t even human, carrying his baby would seem impossible - but then anything can happen in the sleepy town of Forks.

Fans of the Twilight vampire saga have to wait until November to see the release of the fourth instalment, Breaking Dawn, but until then a new two-minute trailer has been released offering fans a sneak peek.


Winning pair: Kristen Stewart and boyfriend Robert Pattinson pose together backstage at the Movie Awards after picking up a number of awards for Eclipse


The trailer, shown at last night's MTV Music Awards, sees Bella and Edward make a lifelong commitment to each other and it's a scene set to break a million hearts.

Robert Pattinson's much-adored character Edward stands at the altar, awaiting his bride.

He stands under a flower-laden bower, with rose petals littering the aisle. The couple's friends line the way, looking back to see the bride's dress.


Twilight's night: Taylor Lautner and Kristen Stewart on the red carpet at the MTV Movie awards last night where the franchise won five awards


Happy couple: Kristen Stewart and actor Robert Pattinson accept the Best Kiss award onstage


But fans hoping to see the bridal costume of Bella Swan, played by Kristen Stewart, will have to wait.

Producers have only offered a hint of her outfit, with close-up shots of the gleaming white stone in her ring as her hand clasps Edwards, and of her jewelled hair clip and veil.

During filming of the scenes the cast and crew went to extreme lengths to prevent prying eyes seeing the wedding.

Swathes of tarpaulin, huge marquees, road blocks and armed police were all used to keep the scenes under wraps.


What did Kristen say? After accepting the award for Best Kiss with his girlfriend Robert jumped off the stage and gave co-star Taylor Lautner a kiss


Canoodling couple: Robert and Kristen were seen holding hands and cuddling backstage after picking up their award for Best Kiss


The trailer also shows snippets of their romantic honeymoon where the newlyweds are seen kissing passionately in a crowd and skinny dipping in a beautiful and secluded lake.

Their honeymoon is also where Edward and Bella consummate their marriage - leading to Bella falling pregnant.


Don't get jealous girls! Bella and Edward are seen consummating their marriage on their honeymoon in a number of raunchy scenes


Nice view: Another scene from the two-minute trailer shows the newlyweds skinny dipping and enjoying a passionate kiss in a secluded lake


But as she looks into the mirror in awe of the life growing inside her, the fairytale takes a turn for the worse - she endures a stabbing pain in her stomach, leaving her bent double.

And it seems that Bella isn't the only one who will be suffering, as the trailer starts we see that not everyone is happy about their nuptials.



Get a room! The couple are also seen smooching in a crowd just like any other newlyweds


As the wedding invitations are received by Bella's friends and family her father appears subdued while fans of Team Jacob will be pleased to see that Taylor Lautner is as buff as ever as he runs off shirtless into the forest, frantic after learning of the wedding.

The Twilight cast were out in force at the MTV Movie Awards last night, where the two-minute trailer was shown and Kristen and Robert were awarded the gong for Best Kiss.

While the couple took to the stage to collect their award RPatz clearly didn't want co-star Lautner to feel left out and the British actor jumped off stage to kiss his male colleague, instead of his girlfriend.


Sorry girls: Edward, played by Robert Pattinson, waits for his fiancé Bella at the altar in a newly released clip from Twilight: Breaking Dawn


The marriage of the year: Guests turn to greet Bella


The ring: Newlywed Bella clasps her husband's arm after the ceremony


First glimpse: Bella's jewelled hair clip and veil


It turned into a Twilight night when the franchise picked up the awards for Best Movie, Best Male Performance, Best Female Performance and Best Fight.

While the awards saw the first showing of the longer trailer the anticipation about the film was such that fans couldn't wait, and stills of the couple consummating their marriage and Bella giving birth were leaked.

Author Stephanie Meyer released a statement begging fans not to post photos and to wait for the film.


She wrote: 'Please, for those who are posting, stop.

And please, though the temptation is high, don’t view or pass on these images. Wait for the film in its beautiful, finished entirety to thrill you.'

Die-hard fans have longed for this happy ending for four years.

However, the couple's happiness is short-lived. Bella's daughter is a half-vampire half-human daughter who prefers sucking on her blood to drinking warm milk.

The rest of the two films see Bella fighting a lethal battle with her unborn child who grows rapidly inside her, feeding off her blood and eventually leading Bella to her death bed.

This forces Edward to make the life-changing decision, to lose the human Bella he loves forever, or to finally give in to her dying wish and give her the eternal life she has been asking for.

The MTV Movie Awards will be shown on MTV tonight at 9pm.



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MTV's X-rated Movie Awards as winner Reese Witherspoon and R-Patz drop the F-bomb on live television

By DAILY MAIL REPORTER

F-bomb! No one was expecting the foul-mouthed and F-word laden exchange between Reese Witherspoon and Robert Pattinson at the MTV Movie Awards in Los Angeles last night


Reese Witherspoon and Robert Pattinson both drop the F-bomb on live TV

Reese makes a dig at Blake Lively's alleged nude snaps

Co-stars Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis grope each other onstage

Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner lock lips

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse scoop five popcorn awards

The MTV Movie Awards is known for its crude jokes and risqué behaviour.


But no one was expecting the foul-mouthed, F-word laden exchange between Reese Witherspoon and Robert Pattinson at the star-studded event in Los Angeles last night.

Reese, 35, who was honoured for the Generation Award, was introduced by her co-star and friends, Patrick Dempsey, Chelsea Handler and 25-year-old Robert.


Crude: Reese shocked the crowd when she told Robert that he was the 'best motherf****r in Hollywood'


And the the trio's toasts to the actress went from sincere to crude in a matter of moments.

It all started when the Twilight star began his speech.

He recalled that Reese played his mother in the very first film he appeared in, 2004 British costume drama, Vanity Fair.

He said that he blamed the Oscar-winning actress for some of his scenes being cut from the film.

Flashing forward seven years, he then referred to their most recent film, Water For Elephants.

'Seven years later we worked together on a movie called Water For Elephants and you played my mother...I didn't cut you out, but I did f*** you,' he exclaimed.


Dropping the bomb: It came after R-Patz joked how Reese had played his mother in the 2004 film Vanity Fair and how he went on to play her lover in their new film Water For Elephants


Jaws to the floor: Reese was left open mouthed as she watched on from the audience, as was straight-laced Harry Potter star Emma Watson


Cuts to the crowd showed shocked audience members, including 21-year-old Emma Watson, whose jaw was practically on the floor.

The gag was made live on American television, although the show was airing on a slight delay, enabling producers enough time to scramble to the bleep button.

Robert then proceeded to embarrass the Walk The Line actress even further.

He said that he had learned lessons from Reese during the time that he knew her.

'Now I know that Southern girls can wear girdles but they can't talk about it, Tequila is like Lays chips, you can't just have one, and that it is possible to be 33 percent lesbian,' he said.

And the banter didn't stop there.



Advice: During her acceptance speech, the Hollywood actress also addressed the industry's younger actresses, to offer her advice


Turning the air blue: Reese Witherspoon accepts the MTV generation award as, from left, Patrick Dempsey, Robert Pattinson, and Chelsea Handler look on


Taking it all in stride, a good-natured Reese took to the stage and addressed the adoring crowd and her presenters.

'Oh my god. That's crazy, First I have the three most ridiculous people on earth giving me this award,' she said.

And then after a long pause she informed Robert that he had missed the punchline with his joke.


Touchy feely: Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis also shocked the audience when they groped each other's private parts onstage


'You're the best motherf***** in Hollywood,' she suggested was a better way of telling the gag, referring to how she had played his mother and lover.

During her acceptance speech, the Hollywood actress also addressed the industry's younger actresses, to offer her advice.

'It's also possible to make it in Hollywood without a reality show,' she said.

And in a surprising almost direct dig at Gossip Girl's Blake Lively, she said: 'And if you take naked pictures of yourself with your cell phone, you hide your face.'


Hands on: Justin grabbed onto Mila's breasts in a move that once again drew gasps and laughs from the audience


What Reese was referring to is the controversial pictures that surfaced online last week, purportedly showing the actress posing naked in a series of self-portraits,
Blake has since said that the risqué snaps are '100 per cent fake'.

It wasn't just Reese and Robert getting crude at last night's awards.

Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis also shocked the audience when they groped each other's private parts onstage.


Stoked: Robert was thrilled to snare the Best Male Performance award


The co-stars who starred together in the film, Friends With Benefits, made the obscene gestures as they presented the first award of the night for Best Male Performance.

'Even though we're in the movie Friends With Benefits, we've never dated,' Justin said.

To which Mila added: 'We're like brother and sister.'



Presenters: Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds had a ball as they presented the Best Kiss award to Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart


It was then when Justin grabbed Mila's breasts in a move that once again drew gasps and laughs from the audience.

'We have a totally platonic relationship, which is why I can do this,' he said.
Mila then grabbed Justin's crotch, replying ,'which is why I can do this.'


Sealed with a kiss: Nicki congratulates winner Kristen Stewart from the movie series Twilight as Ashton looks on with glee


And then just before announcing the winner as Robert Pattinson, Justin said: 'and the winner is...I think we just found out! What a shameless reference to my penis!'

Their tongue-in-cheek antics stem from reports back in March suggesting that Justin's break up with then-girlfriend Jessica Biel was due to his affections for Mila.


Tricksters: After winning the Best Kiss Award, Kristen and Robert pretended go in for a kiss


Male love: But instead he ran into the audience and laid one on co-star Taylor Lautner


Celebration: Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner and members of the cast of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse accept the award for Best Movie


They were also reportedly spotted at a party looking very cosy.

The two then joined forces to present an award at this year's Oscars and to some observers their 'giggling chemistry' was all too apparent.

And they gushed about each other on the red carpet, with Justin telling E! Online's Marc Malkin that shooting sex scenes with Mila wasn't a hard thing to do.


Onstage beauties: Katie Cassidy, Leighton Meester, and Selena Gomez introduced American rapper Lupe Fiasco to the stage


Stunning: Emma Watson looked gorgeous as she debuted of the new Harry Potter clip


Boo, hiss: Actors Emma Stone and Ryan Goslinglook on as Tom Felton accepts his Golden Popcorn award for Best Villain handed to him for his role as Draco Malfoy in Harry Potter


Justin said: 'That's an easy thing to do. I think I could speak for all the men in the world when I say that's the easy part.'

Since shooting wrapped on the film at the end of last year, both Mila and Justin ended long term relationships, sparking rumours of a romance between the two.

Mila had been dating Home Alone star Macaulay Culkin for eight years until the beginning of January, while Justin announced his split from actress Jessica Biel after five years together.


Surprise! Justin Bieber surprised fans and fellow celebrities alike when he showed up on stage to accept his award for Best Jaw Dropping Moment


At the time, a source close to Mila claimed she had nothing to do with the split between Jessica and Justin.

'Mila had nothing to do with their break-up', the source said. 'In fact, no one came between them.'

'They decided their relationship ran its course and it was time to move on', the insider told People magazine.


Happy: The teen scored the award for his role in Never Say Never - he was sporting a new look with brand new ear piercings in both lobes


And the source added: 'They're not in a relationship. They star in a movie called Friends With Benefits but they're just friends. That's it. They are not together'.

The shocking star behaviour didn't stop there at last night's controversial ceremony.

A very jovial Robert Pattinson, who appeared to be having a ball with his comedic antics, also surprised the crowd with a very steamy kiss.


Pranks: Presenters Ryan Gosling slapped Steve Carrell as Easy A actress looked on as the trio presented an award


But it wasn't his girlfriend and co-star Kristen Stewart on the receiving end.

Robert and Kristen tricked the crowd when they went onstage to collect the Best Kiss award for the third time for the Twilight series.

After Kristen acted coy with Robert, he said: 'You don't want to kiss me don't you?' I just think there is someone in the audience that will appreciate it even more.'


Adorable: Cameron Diaz had the honour of awarding seven-year-old Alexys Nycole Sanchez who won the Best Line From A Movie Award


Packed to the rafters: Host Jason Sudeikis stands on stage as he does a monologue to open the 2011 MTV Movie Awards in Los Angeles


Then to which Kristen replied: 'Go get him honey, go get him! '

Running into the crowd, Robert ran straight up to co-star Taylor Lautner and laid a big kiss on his lips, much to the crowd's screaming delight.

Justin Bieber also surprised fans by showing up unexpectedly to collect the Best Jaw Dropping Moment Award.


Hilarious: Jason Sudeikis, the show's host, starred in his own version of The Hangover in which Eva Mendes makes an hilarious cameo in


The 17-year-old was reportedly supposed to a no show at the event, when he took to the stage to be awarded by Danny McBride, Nick Swardson and Aziz Ansari.

Earlier his girlfriend Selena Gomez nearly let the cat out of the bag when she walked the red-carpet solo, and was asked by numerous reporters 'if her boyfriend was attending', to which she first replied 'yes' before quickly saying 'no!'

Other highlights of the night was Emma Watson debuting the never-seen-before new clip for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 2, which is due to be released in July this year.


Gag-laden: In the clip she gets a tattoo on her face and also bites off Taylor Lautner's finger


The English actress was all smiles as she stepped on stage in her cream mini-dress with embellished collar and sleeves.

Jason Sudeikis, the show's host kicked off the fun filled ceremony by starring in his own version of The Hangover, in which he went in search of Taylor Lautner after being astray by one of the film's original stars, Justin Bartha.

Eva Mendes also makes a hilarious cameo in the clip in which she gets a tattoo on her face and bites off Lautner's finger.

On the night, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse was the big winner, scooping a whopping five golden popcorn statuettes.




Justin Timberlake grabbed Mila for breast, and she for him


Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson Win Best Kiss- MTV Movie Awards 2011



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